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Zombies For Reals

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Rule: Have weapons and take them with you into public restrooms. Image by currens on Pixabay.

There are unanswered questions concerning Zombies such things as: Can they swim? Can you catch Zombism from sitting on a toilet seat? Can they have Zombie babies? Wait. Back up. Can they have sex? And if you have sex with a Zombie what does that make you, besides one sick freak? Can a Zombie drive […]

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Zombie Apocalypse 101

I just bought a new Silver Bullet. Silver Bullet being the name of my old Jeep Wrangler and my new Rubicon. Why Silver Bullet? Of course because I’m a big fan of Werewolves and all things Were. The salesman, Dennis—nice guy, great salesman—wanted to know why I wanted extra water and gas tanks installed on […]

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